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Post by Dame judgejools44 on Apr 19, 2007 22:09:33 GMT
Ooooooo lookie, I'm a Track God!...........shame I canna ride like one!! ;D Maybe I need a new hobby to keep me away from the site!  |
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Post by judi on Apr 19, 2007 23:11:42 GMT
Congrats on becoming a Goddess Jools. Its something i aspire to. ;D
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Post by Dame judgejools44 on Apr 19, 2007 23:32:37 GMT
ROFL!! ;D
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Post by 2old2boogie on Apr 20, 2007 6:15:13 GMT
I have always fancied myself as a Track God. The whole bit. The flash £1k leathers. The wild, mean Foggy eyes.
I practise in front of the mirror. Try the mean look. See myself kissing the Brolly Dollies. The After Victory Speach.
But it's not easy at my age. I think I'll settle for Back Road Scratcher.
;D ;D ;D
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Post by General Gman on Apr 23, 2007 8:45:14 GMT
Young Joolsy'll be a proper track god once she gets shot of her bald rear tyre and gets some new wheel bearings.
Helga's back end moves around more than John Travolta with itching powder down his pants.
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Post by Dame judgejools44 on Apr 26, 2007 19:11:26 GMT
Young Joolsy'll be a proper track god once she gets shot of her bald rear tyre and gets some new wheel bearings. Helga's back end moves around more than John Travolta with itching powder down his pants. She's all done now though!! Ready for IOW!! ;D |
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Post by 2old2boogie on Apr 26, 2007 19:15:48 GMT
Blimey! It's Jools! Where you been?
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Post by Dame judgejools44 on Apr 26, 2007 19:34:49 GMT
Without s****n t'internet!!  |
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Post by midlifecrisis on Apr 26, 2007 19:38:53 GMT
Welcome back not sure who u r or wot the tittle tattle is all about, but heh I'm new around here ;D
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Post by Dame judgejools44 on Apr 26, 2007 19:41:31 GMT
Howdy hun.
Was offline for about 3 weeks waiting for BT to get their finger out and connect our phone line in the flat we moved into on 4th April...then had to wait another week for the Broadband to be connected....USELESS PEOPLE!! LOL!! Done now...and I'm back....and Ghoti is in trouble...hehehe!!
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Post by midlifecrisis on Apr 26, 2007 20:32:46 GMT
Howdy hun. Was offline for about 3 weeks waiting for BT to get their finger out and connect our phone line in the flat we moved into on 4th April...then had to wait another week for the Broadband to be connected....USELESS PEOPLE!! LOL!! Done now...and I'm back....and Ghoti is in trouble...hehehe!! 3 weeks !!!! by the way people were writing it was if you had been away for a life stretch ;D |
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Post by Dame judgejools44 on Apr 26, 2007 20:42:15 GMT
Howdy hun. Was offline for about 3 weeks waiting for BT to get their finger out and connect our phone line in the flat we moved into on 4th April...then had to wait another week for the Broadband to be connected....USELESS PEOPLE!! LOL!! Done now...and I'm back....and Ghoti is in trouble...hehehe!! 3 weeks !!!! by the way people were writing it was if you had been away for a life stretch ;D Bliddy felt like that.....3 weeks with no t'internet! Aaahhhhh.....not good! ROFL! |
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Post by apricot on Apr 26, 2007 22:24:07 GMT
" it was if you had been away for a life stretch"have you had a big stretch recently Jools? 
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Post by Dame judgejools44 on Apr 27, 2007 10:59:13 GMT
" it was if you had been away for a life stretch"have you had a big stretch recently Jools? Yes thanks...and a slap and tickle! |
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Post by General Gman on Apr 27, 2007 11:00:47 GMT
I take it the Met have installed computers in Jools' new cave.....
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Post by Dame judgejools44 on Apr 27, 2007 12:31:21 GMT
Yes they have! ;D
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Post by General Gman on Apr 28, 2007 8:30:52 GMT
So...... now I'm officially a track God.
What happens when I get to a thousand posts ?.
Perhaps an elevation to the dizzy heights of Fazerdom ? (hope not, I'm too young and good-looking...).
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Post by Dame judgejools44 on Apr 28, 2007 8:32:57 GMT
Yes I did notice that you'd passed Judi and was coming up my rear rather quickly! ;D
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Post by General Gman on Apr 28, 2007 8:33:44 GMT
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Post by Dame judgejools44 on Apr 28, 2007 8:35:01 GMT
Ooooo, you stuck for words? Hehehe!!
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Post by judi on Apr 28, 2007 11:47:23 GMT
Yes I did notice that you'd passed Judi and was coming up my rear rather quickly! ;D Yeah but can he keep it up? Men dont seem to have the stamina they used to. |
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Post by Dame judgejools44 on Apr 28, 2007 12:01:03 GMT
Yes I did notice that you'd passed Judi and was coming up my rear rather quickly! ;D Yeah but can he keep it up? Men dont seem to have the stamina they used to. Nought wrong with his stamina love......he spent 2 solid days humpin furniture when we moved in! |
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Post by m40man on Apr 28, 2007 12:37:07 GMT
......he spent 2 solid days humpin furniture when we moved in! Yeah. We chose to have a cat instead. Does spend a lot of time licking itself, though. |
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Post by Dame judgejools44 on Apr 28, 2007 12:43:48 GMT
Hehehe!!
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Post by apricot on Apr 28, 2007 13:01:47 GMT
"Young Joolsy'll be a proper track god once she gets shot of her bald rear"I've often thought the same. "Yes I did notice that you'd passed Judi and was coming up my rear rather quickly!"I think about Anne Widdicombe and find that helps.  ;D
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Post by Fiasco on Apr 28, 2007 20:11:44 GMT
Not far behind you while you;re shooting up Jool's rear GM  Dave ;D |
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Post by Dame judgejools44 on Apr 28, 2007 20:15:20 GMT
Not far behind you while you;re shooting up Jool's rear GM Dave ;D He's away for the night so clock up the posts m8! ;D |
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Post by jonsan on Apr 28, 2007 21:05:38 GMT
Jools's bald back tyre....  |
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