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Post by judi on Mar 30, 2007 13:56:07 GMT
No not for me you 'orrible lot. Pete is behind me fast asleep snoring his head off. I know he is tired, he was up at 5 am and has driven nearly 200 miles today as well as doing a 4 hour shift...... but the noise is deafening. I tried blowing in his face but it didnt work. He has woke up me chinchilla and the dogs run off upstairs. Answers of one sylable wanted please cause i cant hear a thing
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Post by Dame judgejools44 on Mar 30, 2007 13:58:45 GMT
Pete is behind me fast asleep snoring his head off. You that boring he fell asleep in *that* position!? ;D Try holding a pillow over his face till he slips into a coma! ;D
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Post by General Gman on Mar 30, 2007 14:12:43 GMT
Pete is behind me fast asleep snoring his head off. You that boring he fell asleep in *that* position!? ;D Try holding a pillow over his face till he slips into a coma! ;D P'raps I'll try that method......
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Post by Dame judgejools44 on Mar 30, 2007 14:14:02 GMT
You that boring he fell asleep in *that* position!? ;D Try holding a pillow over his face till he slips into a coma! ;D P'raps I'll try that method...... Try as you like, it'll be short lived...LOL!! ;D
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Post by General Gman on Mar 30, 2007 14:17:25 GMT
I prefer the pour-water-in-the-snorer's-mouth method
never fails to make me laff ;D
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Post by judi on Mar 30, 2007 14:17:57 GMT
Dont like the coma method Jools. Hes no use to me comatose Gurninman dont mess with Jools. The woman has got a better class of whips than jockeys use
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Post by Dame judgejools44 on Mar 30, 2007 14:19:27 GMT
Dont like the coma method Jools. Hes no use to me comatose Gurninman dont mess with Jools. The woman has got a better class of whips that jockeys use She knows me well Gurninman.... ;D
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Post by General Gman on Mar 30, 2007 14:22:20 GMT
I prefer the pour-water-in-the-snorer's-mouth method
never fails to make me laff ;D
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Post by Dame judgejools44 on Mar 30, 2007 14:23:40 GMT
I'm sure this ain't Ground Hog day....and yet someone has just repeated themselves!!
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Post by judi on Mar 30, 2007 14:25:15 GMT
I'm sure this ain't Ground Hog day....and yet someone has just repeated themselves!! Gurninman, did you have to?
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Post by General Gman on Mar 30, 2007 14:58:12 GMT
ah.... havin a bad day here.... too many pcs too much to do...
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Post by topchum on Mar 30, 2007 15:17:28 GMT
Move house while he's asleep!!!!
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Post by apricot on Mar 30, 2007 15:27:23 GMT
Dig him REALLY hard in the ribs till he stops. My ex-missus used to do that and it was years later she came clean and told me. I used to wake up really sore and stiff (shut it!) and never knew why....... It turned out I was suffering from Sleep Apnea and my heart was stopping on a regular basis (like several hundred times a night when I was linked to the monitor thingys). This leads to the heart pumping madly to re-oxygenate the blood once it restarts and over a period of time can lead to a heart attack cos the old ticker is so 'knackered'. One rather nasty op later (roof of mouth removed (I can put string from my mouth through to out of my nose - great party trick but makes me gag) , along with tonsils, adenoids and throat lasered on the inside so it heals more 'rigid' and I've never snored since. Apparently its far more common than people perceive and obviously extremely annoying to the partner/pets/neighbours etc. If the snoring is REALLY bothering you it could also be a serious health prob to Pete so check with his GP. Ady
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Post by judi on Mar 30, 2007 15:43:50 GMT
Thanks ady but
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Post by apricot on Mar 30, 2007 16:15:35 GMT
Sorry about that Judi, but its worth mentioning, Its a common problem with chronic snorers and potentially very serious. I apologise to all of the group for making a serious post. To lighten the mood, What do you call a Welshman up a pole?
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A Taffy AppleIt won't happen again ;D Ady
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Post by teejayexc on Mar 30, 2007 16:19:03 GMT
I apologise to all of the group for making a serious post
Daft bugger, if it wants saying say it.
Trev
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Post by suzukikidontheloose53 on Mar 30, 2007 16:52:43 GMT
Earplugs? For u Judi not Pete.
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Post by rollingwreck on Mar 30, 2007 17:17:53 GMT
Expanding foam..... or failing that a tube of squeezy cheese ;D
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Post by Fiasco on Mar 30, 2007 18:00:46 GMT
Try holding a pillow over his face till he slips into a coma! ;D Best Mrs Fiasco doesn't see this !!! Dave ;D
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Post by judi on Mar 30, 2007 19:15:23 GMT
Your so thoughtful i will send her a link ;D
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Post by Pops on Mar 30, 2007 19:35:47 GMT
Dear Sleepless in the Black Country
I feel for you. Many years ago I too was in the same predicament. I tried all sorts of remedies but nothing worked. Sure an odd night without any noise but as sure as my giro arriving every Friday morning the snorring would return. I tried to put a brave face on, but all my friends knew about it. Although you may have become attached to him think of trading up, you may even get a good part ex deal for him. I recommend you go for a younger model, more miles to the bacon butty, with the right sauce of course. Be aware I advise a trial run first though just to make sure you have a non snorer. I realise it may be heartbreaking to part with something you have had for some time but think of your health in the long term. All them sleepless nights. Good luck Doctor Lucy Love. TITAOL
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Post by billywhizz on Mar 30, 2007 21:22:22 GMT
roll him over pinch his nostrils, gently of course! tie a tennis ball to his back separate rooms don't let him go to sleep before you ! to name a few ideas
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Post by iooi on Mar 30, 2007 22:15:08 GMT
Get to sleep before he does..... Then you won't here it. Mrs says i snore, but i have never heard em...
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Post by Dame judgejools44 on Mar 31, 2007 0:16:25 GMT
;D Try holding a pillow over his face till he slips into a coma! ;D Best Mrs Fiasco doesn't see this !!! Dave ;D Tough...I'll tell her tomoz night
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Post by judi on Mar 31, 2007 9:10:27 GMT
I cant roll him over, he's too heavy. Pinch his nostrils? He might wake up in a panic and bop me one. Seperate rooms? Dont be silly Go to sleep before him? I try sneaking upstairs before him but once he realizes i have gone up he follows me. Seriously though. He packed in smoking a month or so ago and it was bliss, no snoring or anything. Then he started smoking again and its come back. I think its smoking related. I think i need some earplugs
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