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Post by Deleted on Jul 1, 2014 19:39:13 GMT
The goose that laid the golden egg. Died looking up its crotch. To find out how its sphincter worked. Would you lay well? Don't watch.
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Post by showaddydadito on Jul 2, 2014 8:16:02 GMT
Long ago, on a forum far far away from motorcycling, I came across another bit of good advice. It was "don't post late at night after drinking".
Of course, I'm not suggesting that applies here.
Last time I tried watching while laying, all the mirror showed me was an old bloke and an old woman.
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Post by m40man on Jul 2, 2014 9:58:58 GMT
Last time I tried watching while laying, all the mirror showed me was an old bloke and an old woman. Were you "bunking" with Trev  ? |
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Post by showaddydadito on Jul 2, 2014 10:47:44 GMT
It is spelled 'bonking' not bunking.
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Post by showaddydadito on Jul 2, 2014 10:48:21 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Jul 2, 2014 15:52:18 GMT
Long ago, on a forum far far away from motorcycling, I came across another bit of good advice. It was "don't post late at night after drinking". Of course, I'm not suggesting that applies here. Last time I tried watching while laying, all the mirror showed me was an old bloke and an old woman.  No I didn't post it either late or drunk. I love literature and I have an old 'Book of Odd Verse' that I was reading. So I thought I would let you lot share it. As you (sort of)asked for it here's another little gem: Twas an evening in September, as I very well remember. I was strolling down the street in drunken pride. But my feet were all a'flutter and I fell down in the gutter, and a pig came by and lay down by my side. Yes I lay there in the gutter, thinking thoughts I could not utter, when a coleen passing by did softly say. "Ye can tell a man that boozes by the company he chooses". And the pig got up and slowly walked away. |
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Post by teejayexc on Jul 2, 2014 16:01:32 GMT
Seems to me all these *poems* have animals in 'em.
What you reading, is it Spike Milligan?
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Post by Deleted on Jul 2, 2014 19:17:25 GMT
I know others Trev but they all go along these lines. "There was a young lady from Spain......."  |
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No I didn't post it either late or drunk. I love literature and I have an old 'Book of Odd Verse' that I was reading. So I thought I would let you lot share it. As you (sort of)asked for it here's another little gem:
