Post by ribbit on Jun 8, 2014 16:39:21 GMT
A farmer took his truck to the mechanics to have it fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far off and would just walk home.
On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and 5 litres of paint. He then stopped at the feed store and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose.
However, struggling outside the store he now had a problem - how to carry all his purchases home.
While he was scratching his head, he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost. She asked, 'Can you tell me how to get to Mockingbird Lane?'
The farmer said, 'Well, as a matter of fact, my farm is very close to there. I would walk you there but I can't carry this lot.'
The old lady suggested, 'Why don't you put the can of paint in the bucket. Carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?'
'Why thank you very much,' he said and proceeded to walk the old girl home.
On the way he says 'Let's take a short cut and go down this alley. We'll be there in no time. '
The little old lady looked him over cautiously then said, 'I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, take down my knickers and have your way with me?'
The farmer said, 'No chance lady! I'm carrying a bucket, 5 litres of paint, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?'
The old lady replied, 'Put the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the paint on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens’.
On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and 5 litres of paint. He then stopped at the feed store and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose.
However, struggling outside the store he now had a problem - how to carry all his purchases home.
While he was scratching his head, he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost. She asked, 'Can you tell me how to get to Mockingbird Lane?'
The farmer said, 'Well, as a matter of fact, my farm is very close to there. I would walk you there but I can't carry this lot.'
The old lady suggested, 'Why don't you put the can of paint in the bucket. Carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?'
'Why thank you very much,' he said and proceeded to walk the old girl home.
On the way he says 'Let's take a short cut and go down this alley. We'll be there in no time. '
The little old lady looked him over cautiously then said, 'I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, take down my knickers and have your way with me?'
The farmer said, 'No chance lady! I'm carrying a bucket, 5 litres of paint, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?'
The old lady replied, 'Put the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the paint on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens’.
