Post by ribbit on Apr 28, 2014 20:57:53 GMT
From an Irish Sunday School Teacher:
I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see if they
understood the concept of getting to heaven.
I asked them, If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave
all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?
NO! the children answered..
If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept everything
tidy, would that get me into heaven?
Again, the answer was, NO!
If I gave sweets to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get
me into heaven?
Again, they all answered, NO!
I was just bursting with pride for them. I continued, Then how can I get
into heaven?
A little boy shouted out: 'YE HAVE TO BE FECKN' DEAD.'
I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see if they
understood the concept of getting to heaven.
I asked them, If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave
all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?
NO! the children answered..
If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept everything
tidy, would that get me into heaven?
Again, the answer was, NO!
If I gave sweets to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get
me into heaven?
Again, they all answered, NO!
I was just bursting with pride for them. I continued, Then how can I get
into heaven?
A little boy shouted out: 'YE HAVE TO BE FECKN' DEAD.'
