Post by teejayexc on Apr 15, 2014 18:47:33 GMT
How would you like to be an egg?
You only get laid once.
You only get eaten once.
It takes 4 minutes to get hard. Only 2 minutes to get soft.
You share your box with 11 other guys.
But worst of all....
The only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother!
