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ribbit
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A Scottish one........ Feb 13, 2014 10:28:20 GMT willo likes this

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Post by ribbit on Feb 13, 2014 10:28:20 GMT

Jock takes his wife to casualty. Her teeth are missing, her lips and gums are bleeding, her nose is broken, she's got 2 black eyes, one ear is hanging off and big tufts of her hair are missing.

The doctor say's 'what has happened to your wife'?

Jock replies, 'going through the change.'

The doctor say's, 'That doesn't happen when a woman goes through the change', and Jock replied,

'It does when it's in my f@*&$#g coat pocket!

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A Scottish one........ Feb 13, 2014 21:25:03 GMT

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Post by willo on Feb 13, 2014 21:25:03 GMT

Brilliant

Mine

I was saying at work I had just got back from coroners court over ex wifes death!
A mate said hows it go I said bad.

judge said how did your wife die I said VD sir

he said im afraid you don't die of VD nowadays !

I said

You f----g do when you give me it.................................