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ribbit Second To Some I used to be a Prince, y'know Posts: 1,555	Pasta Feb 3, 2014 19:31:41 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by ribbit on Feb 3, 2014 19:31:41 GMT Apologies up front for this, it's a real groaner........ My wife left me because of my pasta fetish. So now, I'm canneloni
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alan292 Second To Some Posts: 910	Pasta Feb 3, 2014 19:35:19 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by alan292 on Feb 3, 2014 19:35:19 GMT Feb 3, 2014 19:31:41 GMT ribbit said: Apologies up front for this, it's a real groaner........ My wife left me because of my pasta fetish. So now, I'm canneloni Its that bad I had to laugh....

teejayexc Resident Gossip Sadly Lost to us. Suitably refreshed! Posts: 14,357	Pasta Feb 3, 2014 19:39:44 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by teejayexc on Feb 3, 2014 19:39:44 GMT Don't panic and let things unravioli, I'm sure you'll come up with a way of spaghetting her back.
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ribbit Second To Some I used to be a Prince, y'know Posts: 1,555	Pasta Feb 3, 2014 19:45:28 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by ribbit on Feb 3, 2014 19:45:28 GMT I penned her a letter, but she refusili to read it, saying 'I saw that other lasagne last night'
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Post by neilmud Lord Protector on Feb 3, 2014 20:04:34 GMT

You had better have a word in her Orecchiette with a branch of Foglie d'ulivo she might let you back in the Casoncelli some Fiori would not go amiss Gigli maybe get your Cavatappi & open a bottle of wine run your fingers through her Capelli d'angelo give her Farfalle in her stomach get your Linguettine together then you can become the Fedelini & you may even end up having Gemelli.

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showaddydadito Resident Spammer Too old to be too young to die Posts: 3,609	Pasta Feb 4, 2014 8:07:39 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by showaddydadito on Feb 4, 2014 8:07:39 GMT You might as well give up now lads. Buitoni come out with new shapes of pasta faster than you will be able to post them up here.
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ribbit Second To Some I used to be a Prince, y'know Posts: 1,555	Pasta Feb 4, 2014 9:28:39 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by ribbit on Feb 4, 2014 9:28:39 GMT Feb 4, 2014 8:07:39 GMT showaddydadito said: You might as well give up now lads. Buitoni come out with new shapes of pasta faster than you will be able to post them up here.
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crickleymal Second To Some Posts: 894	Pasta Feb 4, 2014 11:14:55 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by crickleymal on Feb 4, 2014 11:14:55 GMT No-one's mentioned the classic Alphabetti Spaghetti
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ribbit Second To Some I used to be a Prince, y'know Posts: 1,555	Pasta Feb 4, 2014 12:50:13 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by ribbit on Feb 4, 2014 12:50:13 GMT Feb 4, 2014 11:14:55 GMT crickleymal said: No-one's mentioned the classic Alphabetti Spaghetti You just did
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Post by ribbit on Feb 3, 2014 19:31:41 GMT

Post by alan292 on Feb 3, 2014 19:35:19 GMT

Post by teejayexc on Feb 3, 2014 19:39:44 GMT

Post by ribbit on Feb 3, 2014 19:45:28 GMT

Post by neilmud Lord Protector on Feb 3, 2014 20:04:34 GMT

Post by showaddydadito on Feb 4, 2014 8:07:39 GMT

Post by ribbit on Feb 4, 2014 9:28:39 GMT

Post by crickleymal on Feb 4, 2014 11:14:55 GMT

Post by ribbit on Feb 4, 2014 12:50:13 GMT