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Post by Pool Boy on Jan 26, 2014 22:24:29 GMT
Billy was at school one morning and the teacher asked all the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came out – fireman, policeman, salesman, tradesman etc. .etc., but Billy was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.
“My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of other men." "Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he’ll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep with him. “
The teacher quickly set the other children some work to do and took Billy aside to ask him if that was that really true.
“No” said Billy, “He plays cricket for England but I was just too embarrassed to say”.
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Post by El Fuego on Jan 27, 2014 8:33:39 GMT
Change the punch line for whichever nationality and sport has a team performing utterly carp.
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