Post by crickleymal on Jan 17, 2014 8:30:48 GMT
A bloke bumped in to me the other day and said: "Remember Leonardo Di Caprio."
Then the same fella followed me home from the pub and said: "Remember Leonardo Di Caprio."
Things then got out of hand when he tapped on my window at 11.30 that night and said: "Remember Leonardo Di Caprio."
I thought, "That's it, I'm going to the Police."
I told the officer I was being stalked and he asked if I could tell him anything about the man.
I said, "Yes. He reminds me of Leonardo Di Caprio."
Then the same fella followed me home from the pub and said: "Remember Leonardo Di Caprio."
Things then got out of hand when he tapped on my window at 11.30 that night and said: "Remember Leonardo Di Caprio."
I thought, "That's it, I'm going to the Police."
I told the officer I was being stalked and he asked if I could tell him anything about the man.
I said, "Yes. He reminds me of Leonardo Di Caprio."