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Post by neilmud Lord Protector on Oct 28, 2013 1:00:33 GMT
Duz tha speak Yorkshire? Police have just released details of a new drug craze that is being carried out in Yorkshire nightclubs. Apparently, Yorkshire club-goers have started injecting Ecstasy just above their front teeth. Police say the dangerous practice is called:- "e by gum" A Yorkshire man takes his cat to the vet. Yorkshireman: "Ayup, lad, I need to talk to thee about me cat." Vet: "Is it a tom?" Yorkshireman: "Nay, I've browt it wi me."
A Yorkshire man's dog dies and as it was a favourite pet he decides to have a gold statue made by a jeweller to remember the dog by. Yorkshireman: "Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog?" Jeweller: "D’ya want it 18 carat?" Yorkshireman: "Naw, I want it chewin' a bone, yer daft bugger!" The last is always the best ........... Bloke from Barnsley with piles asks a chemist, "Nah then lad, does tha sell arse cream?" Chemist replies, "Aye lad, Magnum or Cornetto?"
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