Post by ribbit on Aug 28, 2013 9:54:18 GMT
Yesterday, my daughter again asked why I didn't do something useful with my time.
Talking about my "doing something useful" seemed to be her favourite topic of conversation.
She was "only thinking of me," and suggested I go down to the senior centre and hang out with the guys.
I did this and when I got home last night I decided to teach her a lesson about staying out of my business.
I told her that I had joined a parachute club.
She said, "Are you nuts? You're almost 79 years old, and you're going to start jumping out of airplanes ?"
I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card.
She said to me, "Good grief, where are your glasses ! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club."
''I'm in trouble again and I don't know what to do... I signed up for five jumps a week," I told her.
She fainted.
Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier but sometimes it can be fun!
Talking about my "doing something useful" seemed to be her favourite topic of conversation.
She was "only thinking of me," and suggested I go down to the senior centre and hang out with the guys.
I did this and when I got home last night I decided to teach her a lesson about staying out of my business.
I told her that I had joined a parachute club.
She said, "Are you nuts? You're almost 79 years old, and you're going to start jumping out of airplanes ?"
I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card.
She said to me, "Good grief, where are your glasses ! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club."
''I'm in trouble again and I don't know what to do... I signed up for five jumps a week," I told her.
She fainted.
Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier but sometimes it can be fun!
