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Post by neilmud Lord Protector on Feb 14, 2013 22:11:00 GMT
Bought a burger in the Tesco cafe earlier. Waitress asked if I wanted anything on it. I said - 'yeah , I'll have a fiver each way'
Neil
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Post by ribbit on Feb 15, 2013 10:25:17 GMT
I asked in our local Tesco cafe how fresh the burgers were - she said 'they're still outside eating hay'.
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Post by meerkat on Feb 15, 2013 13:42:22 GMT
If you like the burgers. you should try the meatballs..... they really are the dogs boll***
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Post by meerkat on Feb 15, 2013 14:26:35 GMT
Sorry, but i keep receiving these texts. the latest.  Roses are red, Apples are fruity. Look in your pie, It could be black beauty |
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Post by ribbit on Feb 15, 2013 14:34:38 GMT
True story - just shows how sharp children's minds are ;D I asked my daughter what she wanted for tea tonight - she said 'Toad in the Hole', so I said 'what if the sausages turn out to have horse meat in them?' and quick as a flash she said 'well, it'll be foal in the hole won't it'. Gotta love 'em |
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Post by neilmud Lord Protector on Feb 15, 2013 14:38:58 GMT
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Post by neilmud Lord Protector on Feb 17, 2013 0:35:56 GMT
Did the weekly shop in Tescos today not a horse in sight  But I did avoid the ready meal aisle ;D Neil |
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Post by Doom on Feb 17, 2013 7:14:27 GMT
I had one of those burgers with horse meat in last night.
I know because when I woke up this morning I had a bit in my teeth.
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Post by Doom on Feb 17, 2013 7:15:50 GMT
My friend ate some horse meat last week and it made him ill so he had to go to hospital.
Next day they said he was in a stable condition.
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Post by Doom on Feb 17, 2013 7:17:37 GMT
Tescos are doing double points just on petrol, diesel and minced meat.
It's only fuels and horses.
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Post by Doom on Feb 17, 2013 7:19:14 GMT
OT
Apparently Oscar Pistorius sneaked up on his girlfriend from behind but she couldn't hear him because of his artificial legs.
It was the silence of the limbs.
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Post by meerkat on Feb 17, 2013 7:30:51 GMT
It must of been dark when Oscar pitorius shot his girlfriend .
He said he couldn't see two feet in front of him.
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Post by El Fuego on Feb 17, 2013 16:11:40 GMT
I heard he was caught bang to rights. He doesn't have a leg to stand on.
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Post by Yamasaki on Feb 18, 2013 7:44:56 GMT
She shouldn't have bought him socks for a valentines present.
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Post by showaddydadito on Feb 18, 2013 9:59:17 GMT
Don't eat Findus Fish Fingers!
they're 20% Seahorse.
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