Post by stav on Jun 17, 2012 20:35:16 GMT
A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps you when you lie. He decides to test it out on his son at supper. "Where were you last night?"
Son says, "I was at the library."
The robot slaps son.
"OK I was at a friend's house."
"Doing what?" asked the father.
"Watching a movie; Toy Story."
Robot slaps son. "OK, it was porn!" cried the son.
Father yells, "What? When I was your age I didn't know what porn was."
The robot slaps the father.
The mother laughs and says "He certainly is your son."
The robot slaps the mother.
Son says, "I was at the library."
The robot slaps son.
"OK I was at a friend's house."
"Doing what?" asked the father.
"Watching a movie; Toy Story."
Robot slaps son. "OK, it was porn!" cried the son.
Father yells, "What? When I was your age I didn't know what porn was."
The robot slaps the father.
The mother laughs and says "He certainly is your son."
The robot slaps the mother.
