Post by newell on Apr 12, 2012 8:55:00 GMT
My nookie days are over, my pilot light is out.
What used to be my sex appeal, is now my water spout!
Time was when, on its own, from my trousers it would spring.
But now it's just a full time job to find the freaking thing!
It used to be embarrassing the way it would behave,
for every single morning it would stand and watch me shave!
Now as old age approaches, it sure gives me the blues,
to see it hang its little head and watch me tie my shoes!
What used to be my sex appeal, is now my water spout!
Time was when, on its own, from my trousers it would spring.
But now it's just a full time job to find the freaking thing!
It used to be embarrassing the way it would behave,
for every single morning it would stand and watch me shave!
Now as old age approaches, it sure gives me the blues,
to see it hang its little head and watch me tie my shoes!
