Post by ribbit on Feb 29, 2012 12:20:03 GMT
A couple drove their car to Asda to go shopping, but it broke down in the car park.
The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car
A while later, his wife returned to the car to see a small group of people surrounding it. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of hairy legs protruding from under the car. Unfortunately, although the man was wearing shorts, his lack of underpants turned his 'private' parts into very 'public' ones.
Unable to stand the embarrassment, the wife stepped forward, quickly put her hands up his shorts and tucked everything away neatly. As she stood up again, she found herself looking across the bonnet at her husband who was standing idly watching.
The AA mechanic, however, needed 3 stitches in his forehead.
The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car
A while later, his wife returned to the car to see a small group of people surrounding it. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of hairy legs protruding from under the car. Unfortunately, although the man was wearing shorts, his lack of underpants turned his 'private' parts into very 'public' ones.
Unable to stand the embarrassment, the wife stepped forward, quickly put her hands up his shorts and tucked everything away neatly. As she stood up again, she found herself looking across the bonnet at her husband who was standing idly watching.
The AA mechanic, however, needed 3 stitches in his forehead.
