SEX Insurance

[bikerdave]

Make sure that you use the correct insurance companies to cover you for your SEX life ........

SEX with your wife - Legal & General

SEX with your future wife - Mutual Trust

SEX with your secretary - Employers Liability

SEX with a prostitute - Commercial Union

SEX on the telephone - Direct Line

SEX with your biographer - Quote Me Happy

SEX in a hurry - Insure & Go

SEX with your boyfriend - Standard Life

SEX with a transvestite - Confused.com

SEX with someone different - Go Compare. com

SEX with an animal - Compare the Meerkat. com

SEX with a large person - More Than

SEX on the back seat - Sheila's Wheels

SEX with an o.a.p - Saga

SEX with a posh bird - Privilege. com

SEX with a sheep - Farmers Union


;D ;D Dave

[pilgrim]

SEX in flight............Aer Lingus.com ?