Top tips for women

[judi]

Tips for us ladies in year 2007

1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bit_ch has everything.

2. If the shoe fits - buy one in every colour.

3. Take life with a pinch of salt... a wedge of lime, and a
shot of tequila.

4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!

5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15
days!)

6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties
and deal with it.

7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is
just my personality.

8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me
here.

9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

10. Don't get your knickers in a knot, it solves nothing; and
makes you walk funny.

11. When life gives you lemons in 2007 - turn it into lemonade
then mix it with vodka.

12. Stay true, caring and loyal to your friends - when it comes
to enemies remind yourself of 'opposite day' from primary school.

13. Remember every good looking; sweet, single male is someone
else's ex boyfriend!

[teffort]

6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties
and deal with it.

Strangely enough, TDM says that always works for him too

[alpaholic]

teffort said:

6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties
and deal with it.

Strangely enough, TDM says that always works for him too

LOL! I'm laughing so hard I was barely able to smite you! :-)

(Yes, that minus one is from me!)

[Welsh Ade]

13. Remember every good looking; sweet, single male is someone
else's ex boyfriend!

or he is either married or gay

[m40man]

ade19650 said:

13.

or he is either married or gay

True.

I'm married

[judi]

m40man said:

True.

I'm married

[derefood]

"13. Remember every good looking; sweet, single male is someone else's ex boyfriend!"

So true

[judi]

derefood said:

"13. Remember every good looking; sweet, single male is someone else's ex boyfriend!"

So true

either that or straight ;D