Post by anon on Feb 1, 2007 21:32:26 GMT
Posted by ghoti on Jan 30, 2007
Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo were all talking one day.
Sleeping Beauty said, "I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl in the world."
Tom Thumb said, "I must be the smallest person in the world."
Quasimodo said, "I absolutely have to be the ugliest person in the world."
So they decided to go to the Guinness Book of World Records to have their claims verified.
Sleeping Beauty went first and came out looking deliriously happy. "It's official, I AM the most beautiful girl in the world,"
Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphant, "I am officially the smallest person in the world."
Sometime later, Quasimodo came out looking confused and said, "Who the hell is Ghoti?"
[glow=red,2,300]Love you really Doof[/glow]
I was starting to think that MSN's not being able to edit posts was a bad idea. Now I see how Doofer can edit my posts, perhaps MSN are right!
For 'Ghoti' at the end of the above joke, please read 'Doofer'. It makes it so much funnier.