Normandy 2007 by ContourMac

[ContourMac]

Ian solves half of the Boyd snoring problem



When Beebs said he wanted a cottage by the sea. I thought he meant something completely different.



Debs finds it no problem to get comfortable on the ferry



Beebs practicing text-sex, with additional stimulation



When after getting a puncture Debs says she needs a spare tyre, Beebs is only too happy to ablige



Andy the Brownhills Pussy-Magnet



Beebs gets ready for his night out in the Gay-Bar



Practicing for the dancing later......... Y--M--C--A



Pete gets nervous as Beebs sits next to him, with a poofta drink, and tells him he has beautiful eyes



Time for bed said zedidee (some of you may guess that they were other captions available but I haven't the bottle to use them on this site)



Teddy does his best Beebs impression (Thank God for duvets!!!!!)



Sandra gives the thumbs up as she finally gets Paul in the bushes



"I told Ron that was the Gents loo over there"



Apparently Beebs overheard a Scotsman saying "look at that wee bush" and thought "Ahh, they have them here as well as in Yorkshire!"
Pete keeps lookout.



Debs watches Beebs and holds on tight to her ice-cream



Ron & Ian study Utah Beach as Andy thinks about a little tank



Chell does a renactment of the Italian armies contribution to D-Day



"So Max told me it was a loo and then these Officers arrived"



Ron plots revenge



Ian & Paul contemplate the sacrifice and a woman, overcome with emotion, mops away a tear.
Meanwhile in the background a tourist with no dress sense (guess at American) struggles with a stubborn klingon








Sombre Moments




The Brownhills Pussy-Magnet strikes again!!



With another birthday gone Beebs realises that the time is nearly upon him to get a Fazer
Meanwhile ContourMac tries out his latest attempt at camoflage and concealment



12 differing types of waterproof kit.
All failed in the next 40 miles



13 of the best touring companions you could ever wish to meet!!



70's Punk Band "The Simbolics" reform for one last tour.
Barbara was Sim, the rest were.................



"Did you ever see them live?"
"Yes they were carp!"



So then.......................Why do they call you Nomad?



Adrian has his hands full keeping Beebs away from the BBQ



Fed, watered and content



Beebs does an impression of his grandfather: General Beeble Von Crakenfarten



French traffic controllers shut entry to piage as a safety measure in case Debs drops the bike again whilst setting off



Debs checks topbox to see if I have packed my golf clubs



Looking back to France, Normandy and a unforgettable weekend


More photos at s175.photobucket.com/albums/w145/ContourMac/Normandy%202008/

[Fiasco]

Excellent stuff Mac

Looks like a great time was had by all

Dave ;D

[Nomad]

heres some more Mac you do the subtitles

[ContourMac]

Last one is
"So when he was talking to the cops about peeing up the War Memorial I changed the date on his camera"

[Fiasco]

second one is

Beebs can't believe Teffort's generosity in letting him have the hair from the top of his head in ground breaking surgery.

Max is jealous and has separated himself from the group, and will have to wait for another donor to come along

Dave ;D

[beeblemaster]

First one is... ah that's better. Now I've took my coat off they'll stop bliddy well following me everywhere

[Dame judgejools44]

Nice pics, shame I missed it.....ah well, always next year ;D

[billywhizz]

1st
errmmm, I feel just like that building!!!!

2nd
Beebs thinking( yes I know thats hard to believe to)
what language they using, can't understand a word.

3rd
Max's hypnotherapy starts to work on some , but oh no not Chele, been there and done that!

[DahDit]

Laugh out loud funny as ever. Yet another fine example of why we get together. Looked like a cracking time was had.......again.

[ddfjr]

Fantastic caption Mac ;D
got a headache now from laughing

[max900]

Absolutely brilliant Mac i had to wait 5 minutes after reading before typing as i couldnt see through the tears ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Thank you lol

Max......

[teffort]

Brilliant Mac - as ever ;D

[counsellor]

Looks like you guys had a great time, sorry we could not be with you, but we were right behind you we had a great time your photos just bring it all back. We stayed at Arrowplace and found two beers with no ones name on them, all lonely and cold in the communal fridge so we guest that my be you left them for us. We hope to catch up with you guys soon. By the way we did not fall over this time, but we have decided to change the bike so the Diversion is for sale any offers!!!!!!!!!!!!! Regards counselor and co