|
Post by ribbit on Aug 28, 2013 9:54:18 GMT
Yesterday, my daughter again asked why I didn't do something useful with my time. Talking about my "doing something useful" seemed to be her favourite topic of conversation.
She was "only thinking of me," and suggested I go down to the senior centre and hang out with the guys.
I did this and when I got home last night I decided to teach her a lesson about staying out of my business.
I told her that I had joined a parachute club. She said, "Are you nuts? You're almost 79 years old, and you're going to start jumping out of airplanes ?" I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card. She said to me, "Good grief, where are your glasses ! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club." ''I'm in trouble again and I don't know what to do... I signed up for five jumps a week," I told her. She fainted. Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier but sometimes it can be fun!
|
|