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Post by rowlf on Nov 19, 2013 10:22:26 GMT
Anyway, who started this poultry twittering
I blame the blasted frogs, wren will it stop ?
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Post by neilmud Lord Protector on Nov 19, 2013 10:50:41 GMT
I spent too long reading this thread & forgot to call our friend Maggie who was making us dinner some sort of meat in pastry we call it a Mag pie so now it will just be bread & passerine for us so that will be a lark.
Neil (the bearded tit)
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Post by rowlf on Nov 19, 2013 13:27:45 GMT
making us dinner some sort of meat in pastry we call it a Mag pie so now it will just be bread & passerine for us so that will be a lark. Did she use eider duck meat or red meat do you think ? |
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Post by crickleymal on Nov 19, 2013 14:45:07 GMT
The humour on here is so highbrow you could call it Godwit.
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Post by ribbit on Nov 19, 2013 18:13:15 GMT
Perhaps we should draw a linnet under this now, it's getting a bit contrived.
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Post by ribbit on Nov 19, 2013 18:44:22 GMT
I've been on a First Aid course all day, so now I have a Red Cross bill to pay. I hawfinched a few extra dressings when they weren't looking. I think I lay on the floor a bit aukward and now I've got a wryneck.
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Post by rowlf on Nov 19, 2013 19:02:30 GMT
I've been on a First Aid course all day, so now I have a Red Cross bill to pay. I hawfinched a few extra dressings when they weren't looking. I think I lay on the floor a bit aukward and now I've got a wryneck. Sounds a bit far fletched to me.  Did you learn to inject in the rhea ? Guan then, tell me another one  |
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Post by teejayexc on Nov 19, 2013 19:08:41 GMT
Did she use eider duck meat or red meat do you think ? Ruddy iriot, everyone knows duck meat is red. |
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Post by rowlf on Nov 19, 2013 19:12:36 GMT
Ruddy iriot, everyone knows duck meat is red. Did cooking the pie pintail much work ? |
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Post by ribbit on Nov 19, 2013 19:13:30 GMT
Did you learn to inject in the rhea ? No, but one of the girls was almost goosed |
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Post by rowlf on Nov 19, 2013 19:14:50 GMT
I took my mum to a restaurant but there were no tables, I had to tell her "it's fulmar"
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Post by teejayexc on Nov 19, 2013 19:17:35 GMT
Did you learn to inject in the rhea ? No, but one of the girls was almost goosed Was she a dark skinned girl, could have been a brown trembler with brown boobys. |
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Post by rowlf on Nov 19, 2013 19:20:54 GMT
I've been on a First Aid course all day, It's nice to go on a courser two, isn't it ? Did you learn how to treat simple mallardies ? |
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Post by ribbit on Nov 19, 2013 19:31:08 GMT
It was a piece of crake really - the trainer remembered us from last time, so emu we were ok.
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Post by neilmud Lord Protector on Nov 19, 2013 19:35:05 GMT
I took my mum to a restaurant but there were no tables, I had to tell her "it's fulmar" I was there it was the Hong Kong Garden I dont know why they could not have sent one of the waiters to their other branch to see if they had a table I know they had a Chinese Runner but they must have ducked out. Neil |
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Post by rowlf on Nov 19, 2013 19:37:49 GMT
I was there it was the Hong Kong Garden I wanted some meat on a skua, a kebab The waitress said "the coucal make one" It's amazon what you can order in there I wonder, could the place get ani better |
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Post by rowlf on Nov 19, 2013 19:41:46 GMT
Was she a dark skinned girl, could have been a brown trembler with brown boobys. Are you talking about tits again ? |
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Post by ribbit on Nov 19, 2013 20:25:35 GMT
Was she a dark skinned girl, could have been a brown trembler with brown boobys. Are you talking about tits again ? Mrs Win doesn't have much in that department, in fact she's not really into birds, but she has had a cockatoo when she's been drunk on marabou and coke. |
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Post by ribbit on Nov 19, 2013 20:28:11 GMT
She writes music, but she can't sing.
She's a humming bird.
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Post by rowlf on Nov 19, 2013 20:36:56 GMT
when she's been drunk on marabou and coke. I knocked over and spilled my bottle of marabou She said it was because the topaz come off I had to settle for a glass or two of rosella wine |
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Post by ribbit on Nov 19, 2013 20:43:06 GMT
I used to drink but it was affecting my health, so one day I said 'frigate' and went cold turkey, same as I did with can ibis.
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Post by rowlf on Nov 19, 2013 20:52:28 GMT
I was going to build a shed on stilts, to let out
but I am not very handy, so I might coquette up
I will try though, so there is a flicker of hope
As for letting, so far the neighbours have nunlet
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Post by rowlf on Nov 19, 2013 21:05:02 GMT
I wanted to join the army, as a rifleman
but the officer in charge was a tyrant
I wanted to become a grenadier
But I am a hawfinch too short
I tried to join SWAT, but was given a flycatcher
they had trouble with flies, they were honeyeaters
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Post by ribbit on Nov 19, 2013 21:11:47 GMT
I wrote some music myself once, in fact it was a complete ovulture.
Just remembered what my favourite drink used to be - rough cider, vodka and vermouth with an olive - it was a scrumpea cocktail
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Post by rowlf on Nov 19, 2013 21:15:33 GMT
My friend went sailing and got a boatbill,
When he read it, he didn't batis eye
He was Scottish but didn't even grouse.
He was happy, as it was only a weebill
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Post by ribbit on Nov 20, 2013 13:05:53 GMT
Can't think of any more - I even asked my secretary and she didn't know any eider.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 20, 2013 14:37:23 GMT
Can't think of any more - I even asked my secretary and she didn't know any eider. I hope you didn't Harrier Is your secretary a Redhead ? That would be Veery Soara to take. She'd probably become a Black Capped Chickadee. |
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Post by showaddydadito on Nov 20, 2013 14:43:36 GMT
Ah - finished my decorating.
A nice cup of teal go down well now.
Then I need to check through the invoices for my latest batch of bike parts. I replaced the audible warning system but I don't think I paid the Hornbill.
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Post by ribbit on Nov 20, 2013 14:43:41 GMT
Can't think of any more - I even asked my secretary and she didn't know any eider. I hope you didn't Harrier ymbfj - she's the one who henpecks me  |
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Post by rowlf on Nov 20, 2013 14:56:48 GMT
If feather I have time, I watch a movie
watched one yesterday, it was a triller
I didn't wrentit, I bought it outright
It had good actors and I quite like tit
The plot was daft though, total bushtit
Still, it was better than reedling a book
Using similar sounding words may make me sound like a drongo
Unfortunately my spell checker doesn't help, wattle-eye do ?
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